Erotic poetry

SLURP

SLURP

I drink your
strawberry
chocolate
salted caramel
hazelnut
even
vanilla milkshake

slurp your sarcasm
as if
it were melting ice-cream

munch your foaming banana
fudge

as if
it were
direct from drug store spigot

sweet Vesuvius, blessed
Krakatoa

fallen
like hot manna
into my lap

swirling like
a spiral nebula in the
machine of your receptacle

thoughts
of cosmic body horror
subsumed by the

rush of your
sudden pink
flamingo
sugar

treacle and absinthe.

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PARSE

PARSE

we lay
on a play
white sheet

like bodies
on snow

two
transitive verbs
needing
reciprocal action

needing to
butterfly into
something amazing

a score
a script

that delivers everything
in a killer
selection
from the most economical
and resonant
of
linguistic
expressions

not a tortuous, ill-judged
lingering and rambling
bog
standard

phrase (adverbial) of
sexual pleasure

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NOT TO MINCE WORDS

NOT TO MINCE WORDS
“deserts of vast eternity”

O coy mistress
I read your
performance
in that poem

and frankly, Madam
was so disappointed,
loving
Marvell and speaking
to you from
a sexier age
(or so we like to
tell ourselves,
since the Stones
and the sixties
it has been our assumption)

would like to make it clear
as the lady in the pub
in the Wasteland said
“not to
mince words”

think it
behoves you
not to stretch out the coy
and coquette and
then
the foreplay

for all of three centuries
until you reach
our age

whilst Andrew, not getting
any younger keeps
writing his
metaphysical whatnots

though what
we have here

outdoes him I believe
for his
natural style and
flavour

leaves the poor man
wanting in comparison
to my most
conceited conceit

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THIS IS NOT MY BED

THIS IS NOT MY BED

this is not my bed
it looks exactly like it
but it isn’t

where is
the book on parallel
universes that I was reading
left above
the covers?

and who is this woman
calling me darling, lover, husband
naked
exposed by those
thrown-back covers?

this is not my bed
but in this parallel universe
it is quote obviously
so going to be

need to show her
she has not yet met the Damian
who loves
most alternately

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NIGHT SCHOOL

NIGHT SCHOOL

I often think
Y about X
D (for me
to the
power
of
two)
over
U

great
sine curve
C into
V
(better
factor it
in)

and here a lab practical
on my
way to
graduation

algebra
of your (bra)
and all
that lies
beneath
the line
(subtext
we term it
in the writerly trade)

angles and
circles

gradients
and tangents

still
to be worked

yet
to be teased out

O what
an allnighter to be pulled
when push comes to shove

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GOODFELLOW

GOODFELLOW

that juice
that misguides

messing with
the truth that is youth
in its
absolute
love

slurring word sounds to
fit that
shifty, narcotic
sex-dream picture

Oh
I do not hear
what I hear

do not see
what I see

my brute body far more
beast that it has ever been
your
fairy bower so

exquisitely
kindly

your words dripping with
the wonder of your
mouth, lips
parts I might
list
if I had
time to

Oh the love you have given me
too much for lifetime, enough
for one-night stand (more
might drown me)

that juice, my Queen,
so translated, brought
base to gold
great
alchemy

beyond the perfume trick
of simple chemistry

we must have bathed in
must have flowed, rolled
over our bodies
like a river

at which sight
Puck
puckered up

so
deeply impressed

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